Thursday, April 5, 2012

Not Your Granny's Panties....

E is for Edible Underwear. Yep...you read that right....panties you can eat. Am I the only one who thinks these are stupid????? Only two types of women buy these things....skanks and married women in need of something other then the same old routine. I'm not even going to touch the skanks ( and you shouldn't either....you might catch something)....I'm just going to ask the married women WTF are you thinking? I understand the way to man's heart is through his stomach but if you want Big Daddy to go downtown for dinner....don't fill him up with the Fruit RollUp you just slapped on your vagina! It will end up just turning into something silly and there goes the soap opera sex you were hoping for. I know they have the ones made out of hard candy....like the necklaces....but do you really want to chance him taking a bite of your banana split???? OUCH! Plus that's a candy I remember eating as a child so it just seems creepy.

If you really want some skin-e-max type action....then YOU need to take it....and if he doesn't want to play....get a divorce. Peace Out!

8 comments:

  1. Or you could just carry them around in your purse in case you get hungry.

    This was hilarious, btw.

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  2. Hahahahaha! Edible panties are a joke, but there are some freaky people who like them. I just am not really sure about the taste.

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    1. .....stay away from the beef jerky flavored boxers!!

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  3. LOL, Just the other day, A friend of mine at work was talking about these. She just brought it up out of the clear blue. Now that was funny, just like this post. Hilarious!!! ;)
    -Debbie

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    1. Funny the odd stuff that comes to mind!

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  4. Hahaha! I've never tried them, no need, I can think of one million other "tactics". Still loling about the skanks...

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  5. too funny. They just gross me out... edible panties, but definitely fodder for fiction. Can you imagine someone forgetting them had them on and running to the store... in July.
    bleargh... nastiness
    ~2

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    1. Yikes.....talk about your home wax job!

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