Thursday, April 26, 2012

V

V is for Vulgar.....who me? Noooooo! Just because I have typed up several posts about vaginas, balls, poop, boogers, blow jobs etc and they happen to be littered with multiple cuss words... does not mean that I am vulgar. Wait....I just googled it....I guess I am. My aunt told me if I took all the swear words out of my blog that I would be a hit....but then my posts would be like 2 sentences long and way less colorful. My target audience isn't exactly her crowd anyway....so whatever. You can't please everyone....so I please myself (see even when I'm not trying I still sound naughty....it's a gift). I don't exactly know how this sailor like behavior came about.....I was raised by an old lady and sent to private schools and yet here I am throwing out more F bombs then George Carlin and Bob Saget combined. I am in no way saying that I am talented like they are....but I like their style. So....like it or not...this is me. If you don't like it....don't fucking read it. Peace Out!

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  1. LMFAO! Girl you were swearing like a sailor before the old lady sent ya to private school! Think you may have gotten your dirty mouth from me, her favorite friend of yours, lil innocent me (so she thought)! LOL love ya girl. ;)

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    1. We both know you are far from innocent!!! LOL!
      Girl fits in better than most penis's!!!!
      Love it all!!!! XOXOX XXX No better way to be!

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    2. I'm sure the private school was supposed to help squash my potty mouth....we see how that turned out.

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