Kinky & Delicious

K is for Kumquat. A kum what?? A kumquat....it's a small fruit that grows on a darling little tree. I didn't know that....but when I moved to FL I had one of these darling trees in my front yard and had no clue what it was. I finally asked the neighborhood know it alls what it was. Not only did they tell me it was a kumquat tree but also when it was planted and to watch out because the old man next store wakes up early to come and steal the fruit (he also stole my grapefruit too...till I put a fence up).

So later that day when my then husband came home I told home that we were the proud owners of a kumquat tree...he started laughing....I'm asked what was so funny....he said "I always thought a kumquat was a bad name you called a slutty girl". I told him he was thinking of twat...but now I tend to say kumquat....it's funny as hell.

I have heard girly bits referred to as fruit names before....peach, star fruit, ugly fruit and kiwi...so we can just add kumquat to the list. I gotta say...I don't get the kiwi thing...it's not sexy at all. If my lady parts were green and littered with seeds I would so be at the vagina doctor....just saying.

Well better go....I gotta make a fruit salad for a bbq tomorrow and now I have to find some fruits that don't make me think of a hoo haw....Peace Out!