Wednesday, April 4, 2012

D.....is for....um....wait...I know I know it...hmmm

D is Dementia. I had this whole little silly story about how I was sure I had dementia. You know the whole...I can never find my keys, I can't ever remember why I walked into a room and then blame it on the kids....yadda yadda yadda.

BUT....last night I was talking to my Aunt on the phone and I was telling her all about the A to Z Blog Challenge that I was doing and when I went to tell her what I was planning for the letter D...I blanked! I started to snicker and had to explain that my D theme had to do with not being able to remember stuff....of coarse we started laughing hysterically....and I just kept rambling on about how I had written down etc....more laughter...after several minuets it finally hit me and I screamed out DEMENTIA that's it! We continued to giggle and she teased me about how it only gets worse as you get older.

So...I can't blame that little piece of irony on the kids....maybe the boxed wine....but I only had a snort so...I guess I'm just losing my shit. Oh well....soon I won't even know it. I hope I end up in good assisted living facility....the one my great aunt was in kept calling us to tell us she escaped! WTF???? I can see it now...I will be out and about in the middle of town with nothing but a bedazzled house coat on asking people if they know who I am and if they have any wine. Wish me luck on the wine! Peace Out!

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  1. Hilarious! Sounds like something I would do. I have to write things down if I want to tell my dh about them, because by the time he calls at night, I'm too fried to remember. I think he reads my blog to find out what's happening in our house when he's not here.

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    1. Ha! I hear ya....my hubby has to check my Facebook updates! Thank you for checking out my blog!

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  2. Haha! You are such a bright spot in my day. If you have dementia, I have double dementia. That crap happens all the time. I read "somewhere" of course I don't remember where, that women are super forgetful because of how much they multi-task. Well, geez, I'll take that over dementia. But I'd wear a bedazzled housecoat, yo.

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    1. Double Dementia......That's when you put your undies over your jeans & only shave one leg (which I have done...the leg not the undies) . Lol!

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  3. Hey there, found you via the blog hop. Best d post I've read all night. You are too funny with the bedazzled housecoat.
    -Debbie

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    1. Hi! Thanks for the nice feedback :) You made my day!

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  4. Ha! I can so relate! However, it was the vodka that made me forget what I was going to do for "T". I had a great idea and now its gone.

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    1. Hahaha! I suggest you try more....maybe it will inspire a new idea....T for Tipsy?? ;) I may need a cocktail to figure out E!

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  5. Getting older sucks. I too am losing my shit :-/ and when asked how old I am, it take a few minutes (so I can do the math). *sigh*
    ~2

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  6. Lol...I usually just reply with... "I remember cassette tapes"

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