Tuesday, April 3, 2012

C Is For Cat Lady

C is for Cat Lady. No...I am not one...yet. Only for two reasons.....I keep getting married and I still have kids in the house. Once the children are gone and yet another husband or two have tired of me I will be all alone in some one bedroom rental somewhere with 19 cats. I guess I have three reasons....reason number three is I am super selfish...true cat ladies put the cats first...they will go with out necessities and food for themselves so that their "babies" can eat. I personally am at a stage in my life where I still enjoy things ....like toothpaste, dish soap, chicken wings, smart phones, getting my hair done and Netflix...some day that will all seem unimportant and my world will consist of cats and vodka. I would say boxed wine but I may need something with a little more kick in it to deal with urine smell and the fact that my children will never visit me.

To be honest....I am sort of looking forward to it....just me and cats chillen and having happy hour whenever we want! Well, better go.....WalMart has a sale on cat litter.....better start stocking up! Peace out!

16 comments:

  1. Hi - Just checking in as part of the A to Z Challenge! I used to work at a small-town grocery store years ago, and we had a regular cat-lady who came in weekly for her cat food order. None of us could breathe around her as the stench was so bad. She tried to put perfume on to cover it up, but that just made the over all effect even worse. She said she had around 25 cats . . .

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    1. Yikes! I'm going to max out at 20 for sure! Lol. Thanks for swinging by!

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  2. oh I am just rolling, you crack me up! Just stopping by from the A to Z Challenge!

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  3. Guess I can put the trip to vegas and visiting grandkids on hold for when we retire then.

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  5. Hahaha...well I've accepted that I will probably be a cat lady one day. Except I don't really care for cats so I'll just be that scary old lady. Call me if you want a roomie.

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    1. Sweet we can get a two bedroom.....classy cat ladies!

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  6. You make being a crazy cat lady sound not half bad! I'm with you, though: gotta have Netflix!

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    1. I try to keep a positive outlook on my fate ;)

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  7. well... maybe when you get there, you can purchase boxed vodka. Patent that SOB (then your servant boys can hold your box of vodka while you sip from a technicolored straw)
    ~2

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  8. LOL!

    My husband keeps me from being the crazy cat lady because I'm only allowed two at a time. Then again, as much trouble as my current cats are, that's probably a good thing.

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  9. I really like your writing style and your humor and the length of your posts:-)

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    1. Thank you for the awesome feedback! You made my day!

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