Monday, March 5, 2012
Juice Cleanse Update #1
So I'm doing a juice cleanse....this is day one and I'm only a few hours in. I am already a raving lunatic. My preschooler woke me up several hours early....and since I am not really a morning person to begin with, this made for a torturous start. Then to top it off I go down to the kitchen only to see my juicer next to the coffee pot....oh dang...that's right no rocking the java to help make me feel human.....fuck. I make my juice....which doesn't totally blow but afterwards I had to make the children some breakfast....that sucked....no delish goodness for mommy....literally tears are starting to flow. I mostly just feel confused. I knew this was going to be hard but I didn't realize how just plain odd it was going to be. I love to drink....but I prefer my drinks have caffeine or booze in them...sometimes both. I think I'm going to go wrap some coffee grinds into a bandanna and tie it around my nose....maybe the smell will help......I am trying to keep my eye on the prize but so far without any caffeine I can't keep my eyes open..............sucky ducky.