Puppy Power

I've been the proud owner of a black lab puppy for like and hour and a half and already I am going nuts....that little fucker has already marked my fridge and pulled the towels off the clothes line....really?????? Ugh...now I knew puppies were a pain in the ass and all but god damn it leave my fucking laundry alone (I hate doing it to begin with much less having to do extra)...and if I slip in a puddle of piss while trying to fill up my glass of wine someone will get neutered at home :/ This is all my fault anyways....I've been having moments where I want another baby so I decided to get a puppy instead (dumbass)....but hey he's here and cute as balls so I'm sure we can work it out....and at least this way I can still have some drinkies..plus I can toss his ass outside when he gets on my last nerve...can't really do that with small children...social services frowns on that...wish me luck! Peace Out!