Monday, April 1, 2013
A Is For Asshole
A is for Asshole. Yea...so I did this blog challenge last year and it nearly killed me...So what did I do???? I went and signed up for it again...like an asshole. I didn't prep (again) and I think I already have an ulcer just thinking about trying to make it to Z. Oh well....at least for a whole month I will have to write....I haven't really been hitting the keys a lot as of late so perhaps this will get my creative juices flowing.
For those of you that know me....I'm sure you were expecting something a little more saucy so here's a little something for you.
A is for Asshole....and if you are going to let someone play with your back doorbell make sure you lube that lazy brown eye...spit is free and effective ( I hear Jenna Jameson prefers it)....but if for some reason you are kinky enough for ass play but not for letting your partner lick your butt hole then... A is for AstroGlide.......I guess.
You know what...I have a random thought....all guys like ass play...if they say they don't they are full of shit (well you know what I mean)....they just won't admit it...which is dumb....why not ask for what you want??? If they have never tried it...just get them drunk and do it. Think about it....it's only fair...they are always trying to get up our asses but they are too chicken to let us finger fuck theirs. LAME. Trust me...they will love it...millions of gorgeous gay men can't be wrong.
Peace Out.
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This is my first A-to-Z, and I planned to prepare, but I didn't. I suck when it comes to planning.
ReplyDeleteThree cheers for AstroGlide! We have 2 rules in this house when it comes to anal: #1. LUBE & #2. FINESSE!!!
Hey....thanks for reading :) I also am thrilled to find a fellow person who is just winging it. Good Luck & I will be checking out your stuff!
DeleteFantastic and wise words from a wise woman. Keep it up you can do it!!!
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ReplyDeleteWell I'm in love with your blunt words!! Cheers to both of us for surviving day 1 of A to Z. It's not too late to prepare. I'm going to print the calendar out and see if I can at least come up with topics for each letter before hand. I doubt I'll create too many blog posts ahead of time though. I'll be back to your blog, so see ya' later!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you! I tried that topic thing last year & I still tanked :/ I checked out your blog.....I will definitely be returning!
DeleteOh no! This is the first time I signed up and was already questioning myself, now i know what i am in for definitely!
ReplyDelete(Stopping by from the A to Z Challenge)
Eh....you don't go crazy till around H! lol good luck!
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