Tuesday, April 16, 2013

L & M

L & M....L is for Lazy...and M is for masturbation. Yes for me they go together.... I am too lazy to masturbate....I hate it. I really really hate it. Not only do I have to do all the work to get myself off but then I have to wash my hand when I'm done...I can't just fall asleep. Why diddle myself anyways....it's not the same as getting some good oral or sex from a guy...and toys are dumb...I can't feel sexy while fucking a purple plastic dick with rabbit ears hanging off of it...I'd rather just drink a bottle of wine...watch 21 Jumpstreet and pass the fuck out. Maybe I'm weird....but didn't y'all already figure that out??? Its just not my thing...but I think a good cheesecake can fix any kind of pent up sexual frustrations I have... sorry about the TMI but I'm running out of ideas for this challenge so...Peace Out!


  1. It's like you're my secret soul mate. I'm too lazy to masturbate too. Sometimes I just turn on the vibe and use my legs to hold it in place because my arms are too lazy to move.

    Sidenote: do you have a blog button? I need to have you on my blogs I love list because 1. you're awesome, and 2. I'm lazy and click off of my page to read the blogs I stalk!

    1. I do not even know what that is....but will look into it lol! :)

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  4. How can you possibly hate to masturbate? You control how much pressure to use, what type of action, how long you want to take to get off, and best of all, you don't have to reciprocate! And...instead of washing your hand,why don't you try licking your fingers?