F & G

Ok...So since I'm a little bit behind....I'm and going to combine F & G....my bad y'all. F&G stand for FLORIDA GATORS!!!! Yep....I'm a big fan...Love me some Florida Gator football. Wow...that was easy...now I'm all done. Have a great day. Just Kidding.... F stands for Fetish. Anyone got any good sexual fetishes???? I don't think I do...I wish I did. They sound like so much fun. Don't get me wrong...I have preferences....but I don't get off over getting fed like a baby or anything....actually I don't like when food and sex mix...it freaks me out. I personally think I fit a few common fetishes that other people have....I have adorable tattooed feet, I'm chubby (ok I'm fat but I'm cute and have a huge ass), I have long hair (on my head) and I have some piercings....none of that was aimed at pleasing anyone but myself...but since I dig it on me...I can see why others would get all hot and bothered by it. I think Germans have the sickest fetishes...I have nothing to back that hypothesis up...it's really just a hunch. I am not German...I'm boring....I'm Finnish...told ya I was boring...I think our only fetish is dessert bars....(why the fuck do people always put nuts in those???) G is for G Spot....fellas....you should find it.... Well....that covers that....see ya for H...that should be a friggen nightmare to figure out. Peace Out!