B Is For Bullshit

B is for...Bullshit....once again I have nothing. SIGH. I was going to talk about boogers because I caught my neighbor walking her dog while she was knuckle deep...I laughed hysterically and she got pissed...not sure why she was irritated at me....I fucking hate her and she was doing something disgusting so I laughed. But as you can see that was a quick story so I have nothing left to talk about except some bullshit..... I think my loyal followers expected me to talk about boobies....but that's been done....and since mine are too small for good titty sex the boob subject is sorta sad for me..... But I do love boobies....I don't think that makes me weird....I can appreciate a nice rack (natural or paid for).....and I won't lie...sometimes I would like to appreciate them with my hands.....just a quick squeeze or two. Nothing I couldn't do in public...Boobs are great...unless... they are not. I hate when I'm watching a show or a movie and all of a sudden there are boobs but then it's like....OH NO! What the fuck is wrong with her nipples???!!!! I don't think guys have this issue..they are too busy pre cumming in their boxers. Dudes love boobs...all boobs...especially if they get to play with them. Women on the other hand are picky....if we are going to cross that line and motorboat some chick....she better have the sweetest tits ever....I have yet to motorboat someone....I'm saving myself for Sophia Vergara....unless she unleashes those puppies and her nips freak me out...then I would just honk em quick and run to the nearest bar and drink my sorrows away. Well...I'd say that's enough Bullshit for this post...wish me luck for tomorrow. Peace Out!